You may ask where some things are located. I do this on occasion. If I would've asked myself Saturday morning at five where the following things were located, here are the answers I would've gotten.
1. Where are you? I am on the top of Mount Timpanogas, freezing my flippin butt off, cuddling with whoever will keep me warm, watching the sunrise.
2. Where is your car? R&P Towing. Thanks for asking. I'll get it back later for $140.
3. Where is your phone? It's in a banana.
These locations weren't exactly the best of locations I would say, but I least I knew where they were... unlike my missing running shorts. Hm.
