Perhaps I Swallowed a Fly.

I haven't been able to get rid of this nasty chest cough I keep hacking for 5 days now. I keep hoping that I swallowed a fly...that would be the best explanation. Because eventually I will have to digest the fly and thus my cough will disappear. Then again, maybe not. But seriously, little minute thing at the back of my throat that keeps making me cough at 11:30, 1:30 and 4:30 in the morning, causing me to be awoken from my slumber and removed from my bed to the bathroom where I cough until I decide that I might be able to breathe again...GO AWAY. Thank you.